Sex, Drugs and Rusty Cars [Auto Text]
My friend Eric and I are members of the automotive enthusiast fringe. The weirder, harder to find the better. This is an absolutely hilarious text message exchange we had the other day regarding one of my favorite websites, Bring a Trailer.
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Eric: Dude, what have u done? Bringatrailer.com is cocaine. I Keep telling myself I have it under control.
Me: Yes… Yes it is. That Cosworth gave me a redwood.
Eric: Oh yeah! and the 953 Rally! Boing! I can stop any time.. I can stop any time.
Me: Snooort.
Eric: Oh yes… (wipes blood from nostril) thats it right there
Me: Rusty pipe? Been awhile since you thought about buying a 30 year old 25k garage find?
Eric: Apparently. I usually fap to the stuff on hemmings site, but this stuff is more kink… I mean unique
Me: Its kinda like 8mm snuff films, I know. The stuff on Hemmings is so pedestrian and clean. You have to be really out there to like BaT.
Eric: Oh yeah. It makes me feel so dirty.. and I love it. I also love our seemless transition from drug to sex innuendo
Me: Sex, drugs and rusty cars baby!
Yeah, I just lost an hour on BringATrailer.com…
Its just such a naughty site… That Glas 1700 today. Drool.